Lesbian thanks ‘stupid MAGA alpha males’ for a very valid reason
Alpha MAGA men are apparently helping out the lesbian community more than they know. (Keith Birmingham, Pasadena Star-News/ SCNG)
Alpha MAGA men are apparently helping out the lesbian community more than they know. (Keith Birmingham, Pasadena Star-News/ SCNG)
During a voice memo to the I’ve Had It podcast a lesbian shared the very valid reason she’s thanking MAGA alpha males.
On their political pop culture podcast, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan reviewed the best listener voice memos from 2025.
Highlighted as “one of the best listener voice memos of 2025”, the pair played a message from a lesbian who began her message by stating: “I cannot thank these alpha MAGA people enough.
“You don’t understand, the more they b****, the more they complain, the more they whine, the stupider they look, the dumber they look, the more alpha they look… in putting women down, it has caused a massive growth in the late-in-life lesbian community.”
The listener went on to claim that the alpha male MAGAs have “dried up more straight women’s vaginas than any movement on the planet”.
“It has opened more doors for these late life lesbians, more than ever known possible,” she said, adding: “I thank these MAGA whiners.”
She concluded her voice note by saying that all she has to do is “hold the door open” and newcomers to lesbianism drop their panties.
Comments underneath the TikTok unite in agreeing with the listener.
“I’m bisexual, my husband knows he’s the last man I’ll ever be with,” one comment with more than 200 likes read.
“No lies detected,” a comment with 600 likes reads, while another person wrote: “Maybe I’ll find my wife in these comments.”
“I had two friends get divorced in the last few years and have started dating other women. They’re now the happiest they’ve ever been,” someone else shared.
In April last year, Welch laid into veteran US Democrat Rahm Emanuel for “selling out” trans people.
On a different podcast episode she labelled US vice president JD Vance a “failed drag queen”, in reference to pictures of him in college in a wig and skirt.
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