Global All Stars icon sparks huge wave of thirst with topless out of drag snaps: ‘I quit’
Tessa Testicle has got everyone hot and bothered (@tessatesticle, @lorenzoraul/ Instagram)
Tessa Testicle has got everyone hot and bothered (@tessatesticle, @lorenzoraul/ Instagram)
Global All Stars icon and Drag Race Germany fan favourite Tessa Testicle has sent the internet into meltdown with some thirsty topless snaps – and no one knows how to act anymore.
Though Tessa Testicle is best known for appearing on the (best-left-forgotten) inaugural season of the RuPaul’s Drag Race franchise’s first truly international spinoff, Global All Stars, she’s been putting in the work to stake a different claim to fame.
That claim, it turns out, is being one of the hottest out-of-drag queens the franchise has ever seen, as evidenced by recent topless snaps posted to Tessa’s Instagram profile – and her out of drag one, too.
“Reporting for Summer Duty,” Tessa wrote below the three snaps, which show the star in Valletta, Malta, posing for the camera.
And everyone has lost their damn minds in the comments – including fans and Drag Race sisters alike.
“Oh Heyyy,” wrote All Stars 5 winner and Marvel’s Ironheart star Shea Couleé, to which Tessa replied: “Ok now I can quit drag.”
Kameron Michaels – famously the ‘bodybuilder barbie’ of Drag Race – wrote: “I quit,” to which Tessa responded: “But we need you.”
And Laganja Estranja, who appeared on season six of Drag Race before returning for a legendary lipsync on All Stars 6, joked: “Ok but as sisters, are we allowed to kiki?”
Tessa made waves on Global All Stars by placing fifth, but charming RuPaul and the international panel of judges with her quirky looks and personality. She originally placed eighth on the first season of Drag Race Germany.
She then made even more waves by announcing a few days before Global All Stars aired that she would be ‘posting pole‘ on content-sharing platform OnlyFans.
“Taken me a little while to get over myself but I finally posted pole…head on over to my [OnlyFans] to see for yourself,” Tessa – or rather, her out-of-drag alter-ego Lorenzo Cicero – wrote on X/Twitter on Monday (12 August).
The post was accompanied by a vaguely censored image of Tessa and her testicles, and contains the link to the OnlyFans page of the queen.
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