Former World’s Sexiest Man Paul Rudd praised for ‘huge’ penis
‘Anaconda’ star Paul Rudd has an anaconda, apparently. (Getty)
Actor Paul Rudd has been praised for his “Anaconda”. And no, we’re not talking about the film he released with Jack Black last year.
During a recent appearance on the Take Your Shoes Off with Rick Glassman podcast, host Glassman joked with the Ant-Man star and former Sexiest Man Alive about his impressive manhood.
During a seemingly unending comedy routine, the pair harked back to Rudd’s first appearance on the podcast in July 2025, in which Rudd was scorched by an assistant – played by Juno actor Michael Cera – after he appeared to spill hot coffee on the actor.
The skit saw Rudd rushed off to the hospital, with the actor and Glassman unable to complete their podcast episode. Rudd’s return to Take Your Shoes Off this month saw the pair jokingly explain what went down during the ‘incident’, including Rudd “soiling” his trousers after the spillage and having to get changed out of them.
Paul Rudd then appears in footage stripping out of his trousers, with a very large blur around his pelvis area.
“You have a huge penis. You have a huge penis,” Glassman deadpans, asking the 56-year-old about his manhood.
Rudd raises his eyebrows to the camera, before Glassman jests that while the actor lost two points for soiling himself, he gained four points for his admirable appendage.
“Two steps back, four steps forward, is that what you’re saying?” Rudd impishly asks.
“Foreskin forward,” Glassman replies.
Rudd, still in on the joke, then says that he didn’t care about the “poop” being shown, but “didn’t realise that you even saw my penis”.
The footage then cuts to a shirtless Cera helping Rudd get into a new pair of trousers.
“It was hard to miss, even when it’s soft,” Glassman smirks. “Do you feel like people don’t know how big your penis is?”
“I’ve never done naked in a movie. Why? I’m a very private person. I don’t wanna be just wagging my d**k all over the place. I’m not Harvey Keitel in The Piano,” Rudd quipped.
Following Rudd’s July appearance on Glassman’s podcast, the clip of him seemingly being taken to the emergency room spread like wildfire online, with many users believing it to be real.
“It’s funny, I remember obviously showing up and I remember obviously our conversation and I remember the coffee spilling on my face and then going to the hospital,” Rudd said of the faux coffee spillage drama.
“There are things about it that I don’t quite remember, that were a little blurry, and I was a little surprised that you posted it.”
But, as the actor’s recent appearance on the podcast proves, it’s all just tongue-in-cheek satire.
Well, maybe not all of it. But only Paul Rudd knows the full truth about his, erm, anaconda.
Anaconda is in cinemas now.
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