Let us take a step back into a simpler time. A time where the internet was just taking off, where the prospect of Trump being President had never even crossed anyone’s mind and when the Spice Girls still reigned supreme.

The good old days when we still used landlines and when WordArt was the epitome of sophistication. Nothing made us happier than carefully selecting the WordArt font that would tie our assignment together perfectly. Yet, here are some things we wish we could have written on WordArt when we had the chance …

1. For when you are pleasantly surprised

2. Because you simply must be attracted to every other gay person on the planet

3. Straight people: check your privilege

4. Yes, I am gay but I am also a lot of other things

5. When all your hopes and dreams come true

6. We need a business card with this on it ASAP

7. We have mastered the non-reaction-to-dick-pic face

8. Please don’t ask me what twink means

9. Don’t believe everything you see on TV, folks

10. Grindr really changed the game …

11. Tried and tested advice