US stats reveal objects people get stuck up their penis, vagina and rectum

The US government has revealed the vast variety of objects that get stuck up people’s orifices such as their penis, vagina and rectum.

The foreign objects recovered by medical practitioners in 2017 included—but were not limited to—dominos, half a dozen BB pellets and a Christmas bauble, according to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission’s annual release of the emergency room visits database.

Among the eclectic collection of surprising objects that doctors found in their patients’ penises were an electrified rod, fingernail clippings, a crack vial, and, in one specific case, “a fork, pen and jelly wrapper.”

People with penises were also discovered with items such as the back of a remote control, a metal paper clip, crafting string and a chain, as well as pieces of a plastic hanger, stuck inside them.

In one case, an unfortunate 15-year-old is reported to have “put soap on [an] electrical wire” before they “inserted [the] wire in [their] penis.”

Americans’ vaginas also experienced the intrusion of foreign objects ranging from a glass paperweight to the cap of a hairgel bottle and a plastic trash bag.

According to the data, one 45-year-old woman “had an egg vibrator come apart in [her] vagina, leaving part of it and five batteries in the vaginal canal.”

A 57-year-old woman slipped and fell on a wet floor at home and also Has had a sex toy stuck in her vagina for eight months.

Other sex toys found in vaginas included a penis ring and a Ben Wa ball, which the doctor explained was stuck while a 44-year-old woman was having intercourse with her partner and inserted two balls in—but was only able to retrieve one.

It was also described how on New Year’s Day 2017, a 57-year-old woman came into the emergency room and described how she had “slipped and fell on a wet floor at home and also has had sex toy stuck in vagina for eight months.”

One man had “six to seven BB pellets” stuck in his penis (Pexels)

In the case of one 17-year-old from whom doctors recovered pieces of a pen from her vagina, it was noted that she performed the action “out of anger.”