Lady Gaga just announced her Chromatica tour and the sound you hear is a thousand gays screaming

Lady Gaga's long-awaited, limited-edition tour for her sixth studio album, The Chromatica Ball, has been announced by the Lord herself. (Twitter/Lady Gaga)

Lady Gaga spun her likely pink-coloured globe and picked the six places where she will travel to for the tour of true religious significance that is The Chromatica Ball tour.

Fans desperately squinted on Twitter Thursday morning to see if their hometowns were part of the Blessed Six where the multi-award winning artist, who invented the ability to hear so we could listen to her music in 2008, will jet to.

The first leg of the tour will be Paris, France and London, England on July 24 and 30 respectively.

During the North America leg of her tour – where she will likely turn bottles of water into copies of her sixth album – she will grace Boston, Toronto (Canada), Chicago and New Jersey on August 5, 9, 14 and 19 respectively.

To quote Gaga’s new track, “Stupid Love”: “Freak out, freak out, freak out [ad infintum].”

OK, I’m done freaking out and typing ‘asdfghjkl’, what do I need to know?

So, there’s a lot of dates for fans’ calendars.

General public tickets for Paris, London and Toronto for the ball will be March 13.

Fans in London and Paris can get priority access to the best tickets in those cities starting March 10 by pre-ordering Chromatica here.

While the general public sale for Boston, Chicago and New Jersey tickets is March 16, 10am (ET).

North America-based fans can, according to Gaga, register for “Verified Fan” status to be blessed with first access to tickets.

Although, eager Little Monsters must register before 11:59pm (ET) on March 7 for the pre-sale, which is 10am March 13 for the US and 10am March 12 for Canada.

And if fans have already pre-ordered the album – showing their indelible loyalty to our lord and saviour – from the Official Store, they will get automatic pre-sale access.

Moreover, every North American ticket includes a CD – remember those? – of Chromatica, known as “The Bible” in some cultures.

VIP packages will also be available, with certain stadiums offering VIP parking, pre-show lounge access and more.

Where will Lady Gaga be playing?

Things kick-off in Paris at Stade de France.

Followed by stadium engagements in London at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium; Boston at Fenway Park; Toronto at The Rogers Centre; Chicago at Wrigley Field; and New Jersey at MetLife Stadium.

May the odds be forever in your favour, Gaga stans.