Madonna boasts that she’s never been with a man with a ‘small d**k’ during Madame X performance
Madonna performs at the Eurovision Song Contest in Tel Aviv. (Michael Campanella/Getty)
The woman, the myth, the legend that is Madonna took to the London Palladium stage this week to swagger that she’s “never been with a guy with a small d**k”.
And that is information we must all collectively live with for all eternity.
As the 61-year-old charges through the London leg of her Madame X tour, she asked the audience if they have slept with someone with a “small d**k,” The Sun reported.
Madonna ‘shares STDs’ with fan.
“What do you call a man with a small penis?” she said.
“The answer is, I wouldn’t f***ing know. I’ve never been with a guy with a small d**k.
“You know size matters, don’t pretend that it doesn’t.”
The “Vogue” singer’s list of ex-lover includes model Kevin Sampaio, 31, director Warren Beatty, 82, and rapper Vanilla Ice, 52.
Madonna doesn’t have to say gay rights – she is gay rights. (Ricardo Gomes)
According to the outlet, Madonna, after being handed a chair by a dancer, brazenly boasted: “Unusually, I kneel for about 20 minutes and that’s fine.
“I’m good at it, so I’ve been told.”
Moreover, she later joked that she uses the queer dating-app Grindr to scope for assistants.
She also lewdly cracked: “You know they say that the eyes are the window to the soul. And I believe that.
“However, I think that you are all forgetting about a more important window.”
She opened her legs before declaring: “That’s right ladies and gentleman, this is what it’s like to have Mozart come out of your p***y.”
Madonna even swigged a beer with a fan before joking: “There you go, we have just shared STDs.”
She took to the stage in the capital after a string of cancellations have caused tremors between her and some fans.
Many expressed their fury online after the musician was forced to axe her first London gig, citing “doctor’s orders”.
