Ariana Grande just confirmed her new album is coming ‘this month’ because God truly is a gay man
Ariana Grande performs during her Sweetener World Tour at The O2 in London. (Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
Ariana Grande teased a new album coming “this month”, and suddenly 2020 doesn’t seem beyond saving.
Ariana announced Wednesday (October 14) that she will gift the world with the vaccine we so truly need – her sixth album, which will arrive later this month.
Yes, after Dua Lipa, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift all came to save music from the horrors of, well, straight male musicians, Ariana is next in line, with Kylie Minogue just a month after.
Taking to Twitter, Ariana wrote: “i can’t wait to give u my album this month,” proving that society has progressed past the need for capital letters.
i can’t wait to give u my album this month
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) October 14, 2020
The abrupt announcement of her sixth release – the follow-up to her 2019 album, thank u, next – caused countless queer men called Nick, Tom or James to ascend into the heavens.
Ariana Grande will drop new album in October 2020 and the internet can’t breathe.
Reacting to the news of Ariana Grande’s new album, one user accurately said: “Thus is the best thing I’ve read in the past 10 months.”
Another added: “She said ya’ll getting the WHOLE ALBUM?!?!?!
“Someone needs to check on me because I actually can’t breathe.”
Basically, unlike Ariana’s Twitter timeline, there was a lot of capital letters.
WAIT FOR REAL ILY SM OMFG IM GONNA COMBUST https://t.co/bbvEcnJ5GJ— hoenah-ween AG6 hope stan account (@WINCHESTBARNES) October 14, 2020
Our queens and princesses *still* trying to prop up what's left of 2020. #sheroes https://t.co/8u70PjuiVO— Josh (@JustJoshingNYC) October 14, 2020
ag6 isnt just an album, its a cultural reset, its the oxygen you breathe, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world, its art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted. https://t.co/mVWYikblhZ— lala (@mistakebabe) October 14, 2020
2020 said: https://t.co/YH6ZQBZGsg pic.twitter.com/n8g2k01Wl2
— I said what I said (@Spilling_The_T) October 14, 2020
THIS MONTH?! WTH @ArianaGrande! I’M NOT READY! https://t.co/6MdusWYsAR pic.twitter.com/P9h405OnUz— Khloe Couleé (@khloecoulee) October 14, 2020
Clues to Ariana Grande’s new album have been emerging for a while.
Though, they were perhaps not as cryptic as the long, long road towards Lady Gaga’s sixth album, which saw everything from billboards to experimental tweets and divine prophecies be used to offer fans subatomic crumbs of information.
Ariana teased that she was working on new material while also doing the Lord’s work by encouraging Americans to vote last week.
turning in these mixes and reminding u again to register to vote if u haven’t already / to vote early pic.twitter.com/rx2xCJYAf0— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) October 7, 2020
“[T]urning in these mixes and reminding u again to register to vote if u haven’t already / to vote early,” she wrote.
While in September, she casually uploaded a snippet of vocals from a track called “brb”.
We also know that the “7 Rings” hitmaker has a collaboration with Doja Cat in the pipeline.
She told Apple Music’s Zane Lowe that she was “obsessed” with the “Moo” singer and that they had worked together on a song.
