RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 4 finale: Can we get serious about that result?

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 4 finished with a flourish that floored the fans. Was your super-queero crowned?

Drag Race All Stars 4 Episode 10—Super Queens finale: the verdict

How much Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent was Episode 10 packing?

Overall: C.U.N.

Lewks: C.U.N.t

RuPaul’s arts and crafts race. (World of Wonder/VH1l)

I’m not including Ru in this rating. That dress was a tacky last minute stitching together of stars—just like the crowning.

But the others were a real wonder, woman.

Naomi Smalls did not get the praise she deserved (standing ovation, crown and a hundred thousand dollars) for that dress.

Monet X Change served her best lewk of all time, and only Villanelle can beat a face like Monique Heart.

Trinity the Tuck’s look couldn’t be faulted, although it definitely wasn’t my “all time favourite”—bit of a reach that, Michelle.

Throw away that receipt because you won’t want to Monet X Change this look. (World of Wonder/VH1l)

Challenge: C.U.n

OK, let’s talk about that song.