7 bizarre, superhero themed gifts you wish you’d received this Christmas
PinkNews looks at some the inappropriate superhero gifts that would added little more scandal to this year’s festivities.
1 The Superman ‘Snuggler’
Who wouldn’t want to get up close and personal with this bizarre version of The Man of Steel?
Whether this is a recycled sex doll or simply a poorly planned kids product, its sure to put a smile on someone’s face this Christmas.
2 Wonder Woman Scissors
Wow – this collector’s pair of Wonder Woman scissors look… painful.
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Sadly, they are no longer made – we ‘wonder’ why…
3 Wolverine Inflatable Hammer
We’re not entirely sure why X-Man Wolverine looks so angry here…
The instructions for this toy are simple – blow Wolverine’s crotch to make his hammer erect.
4 Whipping Web Chuck Spiderman
Wrong – and right – on so many different levels.
The family friendly superhero web slinger gift is sure to get tongues wagging in your household.
5 Shape Shifting Punisher
This is probably the most questionable toy on the list – who on Earth thought this was a suitable kids toy?
Instructions say that the anti-heroes crotch must be fully loaded before firing – pass us the sherry!
6 Batman Water Gun
The Dark Knight – ready and loaded.
Although this may be more fitting for the summer, we think it would make a great Xmas gift too!
So The King of the Jungle may not technically be a superhero, but this one was just too good – or bad – to leave out.
Find out why below:
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