Donald Trump’s penis is like ‘mushroom character in Mario Kart,’ says Stormy Daniels

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Adult film star Stormy Daniels has claimed that US President Donald Trump’s penis is shaped like the “mushroom character in ‘Mario Kart,'” that he has “Yeti pubes,” and that sleeping with him was “the least impressive sex” she’d ever had.

The salacious details were included in leaked excerpts of Daniels’ upcoming memoir Full Disclosure, set to be officially published on October 2, which details her alleged affair with Trump.

Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, made international headlines in January, when The Wall Street Journal reported that Trump’s personal lawyer Michael Cohen had paid her $130,000 in hush money a month before the 2016 presidential election.

Stormy Daniels will reveal salacious details of her alleged sexual encounter with Trump in her upcoming book. (Tara Ziemba/Getty Images)

In her memoir, Daniels described her rise to fame from an adult film star to an award-winning screenwriter and director.

She also discussed the first time she met Trump—at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe in 2006—and how she didn’t take his presidential ambitions seriously until he started to win primary contests to be the Republican candidate in 2016.

The sexual rendezvous allegedly took place in 2006, after the president had married his current wife, First Lady Melania Trump.

According to the Guardian, which obtained a copy of the tell-all book, Daniels described Trump’s penis as “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” she wrote, “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”

She continued: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in ‘Mario Kart’ …

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

MarioKart and Toad were trending on Twitter (nintendolife/Twitter)


Fans of Nintendo, the video game company behind “Mario Kart,” appear to have taken Daniels’ claims in good humour. The gaming website Nintendo Life wrote in a tweet: “Yay #MarioKart and #Toad are trending on Twitter!”

A later post from the account, making reference to Trump’s “covfefe” tweet, added: “We apologize for this unfortunate tweet from our social media intern. He’ll be collecting the covfefe for the rest of the week.”

As for Toad, the Nintendo Life account said that the character is “living his best life in space.”

US President Donald Trump has denied the affair. (Nicholas Kamm/AFP/Getty)

In March, Daniels filed a lawsuit against Trump over the alleged affair, claiming that a nondisclosure agreement she had signed over the incident wasn’t valid, as Trump had not signed it himself.

The $130,000 payment was reportedly made “as part of an agreement that precluded her from publicly discussing an alleged sexual encounter with Mr Trump.”

Drag artist Son of a Tutu posted about meeting Stormy Daniels on Instagram. (sonofatutu/Instagram)

On August 30, Daniels made a surprise appearance at gay club night G-A-Y in central London—and was reportedly flown in especially for the event.

Daniels, who dropped out of Channel 5’s Celebrity Big Brother on the show’s opening night earlier in August, shocked nightclub goers as she joined the judging panel for G-A-Y’s infamous Porn Idol at Heaven nightclub.